oh mak kau!

ingatkan dalam cerita jek ada menatang nihh. dunia realiti pon ade. ceh. memang sengaja nak bagi orang mati cepat. naseb bek takde masalah jantung ke darah tinggi ke..hai cik fira walaupun orang kata jangan mengeluh tapi nak jugak. anda la punya pasal bikin saya mati sekejap. ahahahaha.

wahai cik fira yang anda pergi pakai baju kaler putih labuh pada malam itu kenapa? da la anda berambut panjang. straight pulak tu. da macam hantu cite jepun. aduh. yang tiba tiba nak bangun pukul 3 pagi kenapa? da la time tu tengah syok berbual mesra di fon. dengan cik KAY saya. time tu pulak kau nak terbongkok bongkok seblah saya. WOI! ternaik kaki saya atas kerusi. anda anda. cubala bagi salam ke say hi ke kenalkan nama ke,'nama saya fira' kan lebih mudah. aduhh. ha ni kenapa dok terbongkok-bongkok? dengan selamba kau menjawab

'weyh RIDSECT mane?nyamuk banyak gila'

ceh. kalau la time tu saya pegang pisau ka,bende tajam ke, camne? da ade kene wat bacaan talkin. kan sedih tu. nanti terpapar di surat akhbar nama kau mati disebabkan tercucuk dengan alatan tajam kerana mengejutkan kawan di tengah malam untuk mencari RIDSECT?. oh merepek betul. jangan kau ulangi lagi kejadian ni yeah. nasib bek la ade peneman malam uh. kalau takde, tak thula nak cakap ape. mungkin histeria akan berlaku. ahahaha. kalah la kau wahai liyana jasmay. saya lagi hebat. bahahaha.

si hantu

i wish i wish.

oh mama. saya mahu kawen. kawen dengan siapa. dengan ... saya.
[ulang dan ulang lagi]

oh saya tidak tahan melihat lagi. sangat membuat saya ta sabar sabar la awak ni. kenapa kenapa awak sungguh, sungguh,... geramnya saya.. saya sangat tidak puas atila dengan awak.. setiap malam saya berdoa.. setiap kali saya memandang awak saya akan berdoa. awak tahu tak? saya memang berharap sangat sangatla kalau boleh saya akan dapat mcm awak. uh seronoknya saya waktu tu. kenapa awak sangat sangat,. ahhhh.. saya memang ta tahan laaa..rase nak, nak..

cubit pipi awak. awak sangat comel tau. comel sangat sangat. awak suka buat muka dengan saya. setiap kali saya bukak laptop saya,muka awak saya nampak. eeee..

tgokla awak sampai kat myspace saya ade muka awak. awak berjaya buat ati saya terpikat dengan awak. oh awak,seronoknya saya jika dapat same mcm awak. untungnya saya. agak agak dengan sapela saya akan ... nak dapat mcm awak ye. sebab saya ta cerah mcm awak, ta secomel awak. awak doakanla untuk saya ya. ehehe. gatalnya saya (:

jalan cepat sikit boleh tak?ingat ni red carpet?

haha. ni ayat bapok mane ntah. saje nak bagi publisiti kat sini. takpekan kan? ehehe.

saya sbenanya nak story telling sket nihh. meh er bce.. ngee

ha ceritanya cmni, pada suatu hari ade seorang hamba yang diberi nama Ton bersahabat baeklah dgn si Tin nih. mereka seringla bersama together tak kre ape jua mandi tido makan. ibarat irama dan lagu, tak dapat dipisahkan. Jika dipisahkan, pincanglah lagu, rosaklah seni. ayat di ambil dari cerita antara dua darjat kah kah. kemudian datang pula seorang hamba ni yang diberi nama Tan. Tan ni memang baikla orangnya. Ton dan Tin amat menyukai dia. sering bergelak tawa. kini jadikla tiga sahabat,Ton Tin Tan. Namun lama kelamaan Ton rasa sedikit kelainan dengan persahabatan yang baru dibina itu. dia dapat merasakan yang sahabatnya Tin seperti sudah jauh dengan dirinya. tapi si Ton mengabaikan perasaannya itu kerana tak mahu ade syak wasangka dalam persahabatan. tapi hatinya bertambah sakit apabila melihat si Tan pula yang semakin intim dengan si Tin. sudahla rapat, Ton pula yang tidak diendahkan oleh mereka berdua. bengangnya kata si Ton. bukannya apa,sikap si Tan tu yang datang dan mengambil rakannya menyebabkan hatinya sangat pedih.

jadik agaknya jalan yang macam mana perlu di ambil oleh si Ton ni?

kegelian melampau;OH NO

tak tahu nak kata pe post kali nihh. tapi rasenya malang kot. tiba tiba teringat mulak mse bual bual ngan si nieya ngan fira semalam. diorang dok citer pasal makanan basi. gagaga. so apekah nadya cuba sampaikan nih? cerita apakah yang mengundang malang kepada nadya? suspen suspen.

camni citenya, mase tu kami sekeluarga pulang ke Perak ade kematian. dalam 3 hari jugakla pergi balik an. nak dipendekkan cite, sampai umah lewat malam. da lewat malam mestila masing masing ngantok plus penat an. so, mase sampai2 uh, adela terbau satu bau harum nihh. bau tu datang dari bilik tdo nadya la kan. tapi penat munye pasal, tido sajalah. erk?? selekeh tak? ahahaha.

pastu keesokkan harinya, si ayah pon bertanyalah. " nadya, tak bau busuk ke?" jawab saya " bau"kemudian si ayah" ha dah tu nape leh tido saje je?" dengan selamba" ngantok la. malas nak pikir".
si ayah tidak berpuas ati lalu menyuruh saya pegi check bilik kot kot ade bangkai tikus ke hape an. saya pon carik la pakai idung dan idung saya telekat kat satu tempat ni. atas katil saya. saya pon mengamatila apekah yang bau sangat nih. rupanya ade telur rebus yang da busuk gila! alamak lupa pulak saya yang letak telur owang kenduri kawin atas katil saya. saya pon mengangkat la bekas telur tuh,, dan dan.. awak tahu ape yang saya nampak??

ULAT PUTIH DAN TELUR-TELURNYA

aiyakkkk! anda bayangkan semalam saya tido dengan dengan dengan.. gagagagagaga.
saya rasa nak pengsan time tuh. saya mandi pagi itu da macam mandi wajib dah. ahahaha. eeee ta sanggup ohh bila teringat balik. cuci cuci segala tilam bantal arghhh.

jadik kesimpulannya di sini, jangan dilayan ngantok tu kalau da idong tersumbat dgn bau busuk kemudian kemudian jangan pulak letak telur rebus merata. gagagaga.

sekian terima kasih

a person to remember

All students were busy with their own work, packing and clean up their things. It was a school break. Everybody was so excited except the two girls sitting at the corner of the dorm. Watching the others chaos. They just look without any feelings inside them. “It will be a bored holiday” one girl suddenly speaks after a long silence. The girl beside her nodded her head. “Well Athirah, what is your plan?” asked Rania. Athirah sighed. “Stay at home being a mother and a sister”.

It was a long journey. She was so tired and her legs cramp as she was sitting at the bus for six hours non-stop. Bringing a large luggage also made her body felt like an old lady. “I hate this” she started to blame. Not far from her, she saw a man waving hand towards her. There he is, her dad. The father seems happy as her daughter comes nearer. Both give hugged and kissed. The father keeps telling stories in the car. There were too many stories to tell as they did not see each other for months. It was a norm for a family. And their home is waiting for them.

Three days just passed. Athirah kept doing a same routine. There is nothing much to do being at home. No class no homework. Sweeping the floor, washing and hanging clothes, clean up the hall, rooms everything the house chores she will do and that makes her getting bored. She missed her friends. They love to have chat, playing and studying together. And it definitely different being at home. “Beep, beep” a message just received. She quickly opened up the message. It was a message from a friend, her best friend, Rania. She smiled. They were receiving and replying messages between the two of friends.

Rania : School’s break makes me ill.

Athirah : We are at the same condition.

Rania : I have a suggestion.

Athirah : Tell me

Rania : A friend of mine gave me this. And they said there will be no regret. So, I would like to share it with you.

Athirah : Really? What it is?

Rania : Here the web, kampungchat.com. It was a chatting room and you might be found new friends there. Try it.

Athirah : I will

That night, Athirah was so anxious. She quickly typed the web URL at the search engine. And there the link displayed. She clicked on it and there the room, the chat room. Full of chatters’ names at the left screen. Then she started to chat. She made this activity as her routine. She really feels comfortable with it. Every night she will get to online and also when there have a free time during the day. And maybe we called it as addicted. Addicted towards internet.

While Athirah busy typing at the room, suddenly she received a private message. A message from a chatter called ‘Absolute Boy’.

Absolute Boy : Hi.

Athirah91 : Hi back.

Absolute Boy : Busy?

Athirah91 : Nope. Do I know you?

Absolute Boy : Maybe. But I know you.

And there start the conversation between them. From that day, they become friend. Every day they will spend time together at the chat room. From the chat room they turn to mobile phone. They kept sending messages daily and night without feeling bored and tired. Day after day they become closer. Closer than before. One day the Absolute Boy sends her a message.

“Sweet words are easy to say, sweet things are easy to buy, but sweet people are difficult to find”

Her heart is beating fast. Her face turns to red like she is using blusher. Absolute Boy always makes her happy and comfortable. He never hurt her. She always waiting and wishing that he will give her messages every single minute. But there’s something that makes Athirah weird about him. Until now she did not know his real name and what he looks like as he never tell. So, Athirah force him to send her a picture of him via MMS. But then he replied, “I am not send you my picture but you will see me in real.”Athirah shocked! What? This is ridiculous. She never thinks about meeting together before. Is this a kind of joke? She quickly asked an opinion from her best friend, Rania. Then she tells the story and Rania wants her to agree with that. As the idea comes from her best friends, she accepts it.

Then there was an agreement between Athirah and Absolute Boy. They already set up the date and place when and where they will meet. Plus, colour of clothes that they will wear on that day. Athirah and Rania spend time together at the mall. Buy suitable clothes for Athirah from top to toe. Just to look perfect in the blind date!

And the day comes. Athirah wake up early and called Rania to help her. Rania is really good in makeup. Her mother has a salon and her father was a designer. So, Athirah just let her to do all the preparation. Athirah gets nervous. She never feels that way before. She will meet a guy from a cyber world! Athirah cannot think well as she cannot imagine what will happen. Here she comes. They promised to meet at the park. Athirah is waiting at the bench wearing a red dress with a flower at her head. Her eyes keep searching for a guy wearing a same colour as her. Then, she saw a guy, wearing a red shirt but she just ignores it as that guy was a handicap. She thought that guy might not be him.

She was wrong. He is really him as he comes nearer and introduced himself to her. Athirah shocked and cannot accept it. ‘This is not him. It can’t be him’, her mind keep mention that. That guy just smiled and handing a flower to her. She took it and threw it to the ground. “You are not him. You are a liar!” she ran as fast as she could leave him behind. She cannot accept this. It cannot be this way. The guy should be a perfect man but not him. She was so frustrated. This blind date is ruined and disaster. She cried all the way she go back home. Her eyes getting burst. Too much tears come out. I never wish this thing happen. Never.

School break ends. A new day, a new life. Athirah and Rania walk toward their class. Everyone looks happy. They were so excited telling their holiday story. Athirah and Rania take their sit. As usual, they prefer to watch than involved with them. Athirah had told the story about the date to Rania and Rania felt sorry for her. We just plan, but not all of our plan will succeed and comes true. They promised not to talk about it. Athirah don’t want to remember anything as it may give her more hurt than good.

“Kringg.. kringg”

Recess time. Students spread away. They queue to buy foods and drinks. Athirah and Rania just have walk together because they already full. As they walking passing by the classes suddenly something bother Athirah. Her eyes had met a pair of eyes that she wished not to see it. Anger fills up in her body. Her hand shivering and squeeze her hand tight. What he is doing here? Is he a student of this school? Why I never saw him before? Arghh! I quickly took Rania hands and bring her back to class. Rania wondering what had just happened to her. Athirah breathe hardly. She place he hand on her chest. She cannot breathe well. Her face turns pale. Rania become weird. Ask her to have a sit and tell what was going on. Athirah cried.

Next day, when Athirah took out her book under her table, a letter wrap in pink falls down. Athirah took and opened it.

“Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop crying, friendship ends when you stop sharing”

Absolute Boy

Athirah felt guilty. She really touches with the words written on it. It is getting miserable. She cannot focus on her lecture. She consoled herself by saying that all of these are just part of game. But then, she received a letter again on the next day.

“To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason, and to care without expectation”

Absolute Boy

Tears come out from her eyes. She felt sorry for him. She does not know why. She felt that she had been betrayed by him. Eventhough she knows she is the one who betrayed him. Everyday she will receive a letter from him. But she never replies any of them. At the seventh day, the letter wrote,

“If the day comes when I die, and I go up in the sky as I am away up there so far, I will write your name on every star, so when you look up and see, you know how much you are really mean to me”

Kharl Azmy

And that letter was a last letter. She never received a letter after that. And now she really missed him. Like the time when they was at the beginning of the relationship. She cannot bear with her heart anymore. She tried to find out. She went to his classroom and he was not there. Then she heard his classmate conversation. “Kharl is quitting the school” What? Quit? Then she heard again. “I heard that he is sick and now he is at a critical condition” “Oh my, I hope everything will be fine. Just pray for him”

Athirah cannot believe on what she just heard. She started to blame herself. This is all her fault. She had caused him to be this way. Oh my! What should I do? After class she quickly took a taxi and asked the driver to take her to the hospital. Meanwhile, she kept praying so he might be stay longer and be strong. And when she arrived, she asked the information centre where the ward located. Ward 77. There was a small window on the door. She still can see through the window and she saw a boy laying on a bed, restless. She can see wires all around him. Sympathy appears. She opens the door slowly and walks in.

She takes a sit beside his bed. She keeps apologized to him. She cries and cries. She really regret on what she had done to him. “Please don’t leave me Kharl. There’s much more I want to tell you. And I want to know you better. I am sorry for what I’ve done to you. Please Kharl.” The hand suddenly moves. Athirah shocked. Then the hand takes Athirah’s hand and holds it tight. The eyes started to open slowly. He turns his face and look at Athirah. He smiled. Athirah is still crying. Then he slowly tries to reach a pen and a paper on the cupboard beside him with his tip of finger. Looking at that condition, Athirah helps him to get those.

He smiled again. Then he started to write something on it. Looking at his hand, she becomes upset. She never knows where the other hand was. At the same time, she can hear him coughing. She felt very pity. Then he gives the paper to her.

‘I am sorry. I had made you sad and bad. And I am sorry for disturbing you’

After she read it, she shake her head disagree. “No, you are not. I am the one who makes you bad. I am the one who leave you. You should blame me. I am being cruel to you”. He takes back the paper and writes again. This time, she saw tears come from his eyes.

‘You are beautiful and kind. And you are special to me. I love you because I love you’

She read and read again the last word. I love you because I love you. “I love you too. Their hands hold tightly. Suddenly, he coughs again. And he keep coughing non-stop. And blood oozing out from his mouth. Athirah was so afraid and quickly pressed the emergency button. The doctor and nurses come in. They ask Athirah to stay outside. By looking at the critical moment from outside through the small window, Athirah keeps praying ‘May he will just fine’.

One year later..

Athirah sit on the bench looking towards the lake. She is holding a box. That box which was wrapped in red. On top of it, wrote a name of Athirah. Inside it was a treasure, treasure that cannot be lost. It was a gift, a gift from him to her.

Dear Kharl, I promised I will keep this so that our memory never been lost. May you rest in peace. I love you.

true story

p/s: ni lah essayyang kami kne wat. adoi. maaf jika x best n byk error

raya raya raya

oh raya haji dah tiba. jatuh pulak pada hari jumaat. klo kat kedah jumaat da memg cty,jdik utk adil bgila cty hari ahad skali . ape lagik,dak prelaw sume pakat nak balik. kejap pon kejap lah. janji balik. kelas hari kamis sume nak cepatkan. krenya leh la bertolak ke kmpg halaman petang atau malam rabu tu. tapi malangnya saya dan beberapa pelajar beli tiket kamis malam. oleh kerana sikap terburu buru nak beli ticket, yela takut habis an. padan muka tak dapat tuka awal. urghh. sepanjang hari kamis uh kami [saya,emy,memy n joaina] menghabiskan masa tido,movie,tido,movie. ahahaha. bosan gyla weyh. kosong da ostel. dga sore ktorg jep. then,siap siap nak gerak ke stesen bas malam uh. dem dem. bas lewat sejam setengah! jdik kami bertolak pkul 12 malam! pagi raya weyh sampai! sampai sampai denga takbir. meleleh air mata. sepanjang perjalanan nseb bek la ade teman teman yang sudi meneman. takdela bosan. terima kasih terima kasih. sampai jek larkin,ayah ngan ibu jemput. balik umah nenek kat felda. pastu mandi sume. g semayang raya then g kubo. aktiviti biasa yang sering dilakukan ketika raya. itu sajela coretan raya haji saya. oh ya! tahun ni da dua tahun ulang tahun saya mengerjakan haji bersama family. teringat memori waktu tu. semoga dapat pergi lagi.

p/s: simpati dengan jemaah haji yang terpaksa mengharungi banjir.

seronok menipu?

perlu ke kita menipu?untuk ape?sebab ape ek?teringat pulak dulu dulu ibu slalu pesan,jangan tipu. kalau tipu nanti lidah kne potong. mse tu rse takut amat sangat. yela,terbayang bayang pisau yang panas menghiris lidah. arghhhh! itu dulu. bila ade tipu jek, cepat cepat minta maaf. takut. erm skang? mustahil tak menipu. haha. sebab ape ya menipu? nak tutup kesalahan? maybe. banyak kot kesalahan. uhuu. maaf kerana menipu. takut. tapi nanti kat akhirat ta takut ke? ade yang jawab,nanti raya minta maafla. dem. sape tu? kalau nyawa ta panjang? menipu untuk jaga hati orang tu. yela, mungkin kalau kita jujur dye akan terguris. so,better ta bagitahu perkara sebenar. kan kan. nanti lambat laun dye akn tahu jugak. tak takut ke nanti hbgn korg terputus? pandai pandaila explain nanti. pujuk. msty dye termakan punya. konpem ke? mungkin. dengan ilmu psychology yang saya ada. wow! gila poyo. tipu utk menyelamatkan orang tu. tipu sunat. teringat zaman sekolah dulu, asl menipu jek ble kte ckp 'weyh ta baek la menipu''takpe tipu sunat' suka suka jek pakai ayat uh. macam tggi jek ilmu agama di dada. wohoo.. tipu sebab nak larikan diri. mcm mana tu? explain sket. macam dye da taknak kawan ngan kita,so dye akan mengelakkan diri dengan memberi pelbagai alasan kpd kta supaya kta tak mencari dye. oooo. mcm tu ek? tipu sebab suka menipu. apekah jenis orang ini? macam dalam kesah si pengembala kambing,orang kampung dan serigala. cerita sket. camnihh si pengembala ni asek tipu org kampung yang ade serigala nak serang kambing dye,so selama dua kali orang kampung tertipu. dan kali ketiga si pengembala menjerit meminta pertolongan tapi tiada yang datang,dan ketika itu memg serigala datang menyerang. so,habisla kambing2 nya.. the end. amacam?best tak cerita saya?wahahaha. tipu sebab nak tutup kelemahan. ek eleh.. sume orang ade kelemahan. alamak aihh. lepakla. ceh nadya,mcm ko ta penah jek. shhhh.. diam diam suda. wahahaha. saya anak orang kaya.blah la. kau typu. hari tu nampak ko g kutip tin. weyh nadya ta baekla. jangan buka aib orang. ops! ampun2. hahahha. ni rekaan semata. tiada kene mengena antara yang hidup mahupun yang telah meninggal dunia. sekian terima kasih. hehehe.dah dah. nadya sila berhenti. yela yela. rakan rakan. ini saja coretan saya kali ini. nasihat saya, menipu ta baik. kalau nak kepercayaan orang pada kita,jangan sesekali menipu. okehh? daaa~

p/s: baru jmpe si penipu tadi.rse nak cekik kill2 jek

selamat kembali

tak tahu nak cakap camne tp inilah perasaan yang sedang saya rasakan.sem baru dengan wajah lecturer baru,subjek baru,kelas baru,sumenya nak baru. yang tak baru akk fudkot.ahaha.ohh melihat keadaan uitm kedah yang lengang oh syoknya!leh guling guling cam filem hindustan.peh!baru first week da ade assignment?wow!menakjubkan.rse semakin bersemangat nak final exam. ohoo.mampukah?ye saya boleh![ye ye jek] ha lagi satu,suda ade racquet tennis. yipeee! leh men kat court yg ta berusik tuhh. kawan-kawan mari maen! aduhai sejukknyaa..musim ujan la skang nihh. gigil badan dari pagi smpi petang. adoii.. nak hug leh? muahahaha. kamis lepas,kuar jenjalan g sungei petani jap. saje nak sambut bday Fira walopon da lme lepas. ahaha. alasan semata. teringin nak tengok tesco baru. hurmm,biasa saje. tapi ade a&w. suka float dye. sedap2. yang ta leh lupe,tyme beli kek utk si fira,kek ade bape jenis jek tyme uh. si makcik jual kek uh mungkin takut agaknya kami blah ta jadik beli,terus dye bawak kami ke dapur! ohoo 'meh ler pilih kek' wooo terasa mcm spesel bena la maki time uhh. beli kek baru kuar oven beb. cayalah. lom sempat pamer lagik uhh. terima kasih ya kedai kek KING. makan n makan. g sopin plak. kate memey 'kte ni sopin mcm kuar ngan mak jek'. ahaha. terasa kaya ke memey?? duet elaun wey yg kte gune uhh. klo ptptn xdenya nak pakai. kuang3. pantang nampak mesin penimbang berat,si emy keping la serbu dlu. musykil betol. pttnya org saiz xxl la naek,ni dye yg negatif s lak yang kejar. emy jangang risau,badanmu tetap mantain.nasihati kawanmu yang menaip ni ha,badan makin mengembang da macam belon. ahahaha.

sekian terima kasih

doaku

PadaMu ya Allah tempat kami memohon,keampunan Mu dari segala dosa yang pernah kami lakukan Dan hanya padaMU Allah tempat kami berlindung dari sisa api nerakaMu.Sesungguhnya kami tak mampu kerana godaan selalu datang silih berganti seakan membawa arah nafsu dunia.Pimpinlah serta kuatkanlah iman kami.Aku memohon padaMU ya Allah.

Ya Allah,hadirnya tanpa kusedari menggamit kasih cinta bersemi hadir cinta insan padaku ini anugerah kurniaan Ilahi lembut tutur bicaranya menarik hatiku untuk mendekatinya juga kesopanannya memikat di hati mendamaikan jiwaku yang resah ini.Ya Allah jika dia benar untukku dekatkanlah hatinya dengan hatiku jika dia bukan milikku damaikanlah hatiku dengan ketentuan-Mu Ya Allah,dialah permata yang dicari selama ini baru kutemui tapi ku tak pasti rencana Ilahi Apakah dia kan kumiliki tidak sekali dinodai nafsu akan cuba kubatasi dengan syariat-Mu. Jika dirinya bukan untukku aku redha hatiku dengan ketentuan-Mu Ya Allah Engkaulah tempat kubergantung harapanku Kuharap diriku sentiasa di bawah rahmat-Mu

Namun,
Perjalananku dalam kehidupan bukan jauh dan ketentuan datang mungkin esok kerana takdir takkan dapat dihalang.Untung dan nasib digenggaman Tuhan.Kemanakah arah tujuku? kerana hukum Tuhan pasti berlaku.Bukan tempat lalai leka kerana di dunia bakti di tempah untuk tanam budi luhur budi dan di akhirat tempat abadi.Himpun doa di pohon harapan agar ditempatkan rahmat petunjuk dan pimpinanhanya ikhtiar dan usaha moga mendapat nur dari Tuhan supaya suluh terangi jalan kebahagiaan.

jerit jerit

current mood:
malas

reason:
sbb nak balik kedah semula

solution:
jerit kuat. baju masih belom kemas. duduk online lagi.

mission:
ubah mood jadik gembira.nak nek sem 2. result sem 1 terok. kne blaja.nak jadik lawyer.berjuang!

advice:
jangan malas.bace buku.

teringin nak jadi PISAU CUKUR?

hello hello. oh my DIOR!

huh stress btol ngan muet hr tuhh. haish mengikut instinct mcm ta lepas jek band 4. ops! no way no way,msty lepas munye insyaAllah. just need to pray a lot on it smoga pemeriksa uh ta nampak kesalahan or tgh mood baik n bla bla. kepala da serabut muke kerut darah da tinggi..

jom hang out!

oh my GUCCI!

gila syokk!akhirnya!

ehem ehem my couzy nak ajak g nengok muvee.uhh gumbiranya saya. da lame ouhh ta kuar ngan dye. naek satria neo dye yang di pandu dgn driftnya ohh gila best! cte yg kami tunggu tunggu mahu tonton,ape lagi klo bukan cte PISAU CUKUR. ohh yeah. sangatla ta saba. sggp ohh batur panjang. yang paling ta leh blah,kami dapat free pisau cukur! kuang kuang. korg dapat jugak ke? teruja gakla dpt bende free an. jakun jakun. mse msok nengok cte ni an,kami cam pelik gak r coz rmi gak laki yang nengok an. antara sebab yang kami terpikir di dalam pale kami:

1. mereka nak thu cmne nak kenal pasti pisau cukur
2. mereka juga pisau cukur :)
   
3. pujukan gf dyorg suro tgok
4. meminati fazura n maya
5. saje suka suka nak support cte m'sia

ha,tapi memg class ahh cte nih. bagi saya saya memg suka muvee cmni. comedy funky love. dengan warna yang terang terang timbul pastu happening. memg cool. lakonan fazura n maya memg top la. igt senang ke nak jdik gedikk? susah ohh. igt nak blaja ohh ngan fazura. cam best jek. kui3. jalan cte dye pon okay. macam macam karenah. hehe. hurm, bahasa dyorg pon okay.
contoh;

oh my DEAR=oh my DIOR
oh my GOD=oh my GUCCI
materialistic btol. nampak la kepisauan cukuran dyorg uhh. blink blink $$$$$
pergila tgok,alang alang uh support filem m'sia. hehe bila lagik an.

ha alang-alang,teringin nak thu sape pisau cukur?

1. Di awal perkenalan di sia banyak memainkan peranan menggoda lelaki dengan menggunakan semua aset yang dimilikinya.

2. Perempuan pisau cukur ini kebanyakannya lemah lembut, manis dan bijak berkata-kata. Pada mulanya si dia tidak minta apa-apa tetapi lama-lama botak kepala lelaki mengadakan setiap permintaannya.

3. Perempuan pisau cukur berperwatakan seperti perempuan mewah yang memiliki segalanya. ini adalah untuk menyakinkan lagi lelaki bahawa dia tidak memerlukan harta lelaki untuk jadi senang. Namun harus diingat semua itu hanya berlakon semata-mata

4. Agak seksi dan menggoda. Maklumlah cara ini sahajalah yang boleh membuat lelaki cair.

5. Biasanya mempunyai sejarah pahit dalam kehidupan mereka. Umumnya mereka ini anti lelaki. Contohnya anak jadi mangsa rogol ayah sendiri. Apabila
usianya semakin meningkat, dia merasakan semua lelaki tidak boleh diharap dan dia menanam hasrat untuk membalas dendam pada semua lelaki.

6. Mula minta itu dan ini setelah agak lama berkawan. teteapi kebiasaannya ia akan bermula sedikit demi sedikit. Mungkin di awalnya si dia akan minta lelaki tersebut hadiahkannya telefon bimbit sahaja. tetapi selepas itu sikit demi sedikit dia mainkan peranan.

7. Tidak ada perasaan cemburu ataupun mahu mengakhiri hubungan dengan perkahwinan. tidak kisah walaupun tahu lelaki itu sudah berkahwin asalkan banyak harta perempuan pisau cukur tetap akan goda sampai dapat.

8. Mudah untuk di bawa ke mana-mana sahaja tanpa ada sebarang sekatan. Apa yang penting tempat yang dituju boleh memberi banyak manfaat padanya contohnya bershopping.

9. Akan merahsiakan latar belakang keluarganya. Walaupun kamu sudah berkawan dengannya hampir 2 bulan. tetapi kamu masih tidak tahu dari mana asalnya dan siapa ibu bapanya. Apabila di tanya dia lebih suka mengelak.

10. Apabila lelaki yang dikikisnya sudah tidak boleh beri apa-apa manfaat padanya lagi. dengan mudah dia mencari kesalahan lelaki tersebut. Biarpun apa yang dikatakannya tidak masuk akal. tetapi alasan-alasan yang di ciptanya memang sukar untuk dibidas.

p/s:selamat melicinkan bulu. ha ha ha